Bullying, clunking fists, inflexibility and a relentless demand for the highest standards.
Sound familiar? Yes. What’s alleged in Number 10 is, in a manner of speaking, par for the course in rugby.
Gordo or Johnno, there’s not a great deal of difference in the approach. But whereas in rugby that ferocious desire to succeed and the tough men that nurture it see it as part of the culture, it’s a different story in the Civil Service.
I’m not drawing any conclusions here – and I’d call it tough love in rugby not bullying – but it’s an interesting parallel for two leaders under pressure and two men trying to get the most out of their teams.
I’ve had a lot of time to think during the last week. Five days in the saddle from Nice to Paris on the Dallaglio Cycle Slam (thanks Mr G for your donation and, if anyone else would like to, please feel free to donate at http://www.justgiving.com/riggers7) – most of it in the tipping rain – means plenty of moments for reflection and it’s only after a good deal of thought that I’m backing England to win on Saturday by less than five points.
Why? Because they’ve got momentum (something you learn a lot about in long-distance cycling!).
That, together with home advantage, will make the difference between two otherwise evenly matched sides.
I can’t point to an area of particular weakness or strength between the teams. Both solid, both well equipped, both with a depth of experience and talent.
But whereas England are two from two, Ireland have just been kicked in the teeth in Paris – completely outplayed some would say – and they didn’t do a great deal to inspire confidence in the opener against Italy.
I’d say Twickenham is the last place O’Driscoll and his men would want to come right now and, although I respect the old adage of fearing a team on the bounce, I’m backing England.
I’m backing Jonny too. England are a stronger team when he starts. I’d like him to play a little flatter on Saturday and focus on simple ‘heads up rugby’ but I’m glad he’s got the 10 shirt. Tasty too that he is going up against young Sexton. The Sorcerer and the Apprentice!
Flipping across to Friday night and Cardiff, if Wales have got any more ‘Get out of Jail’ cards left, I want the version of Monopoly they’re playing with!
Their last gasp brilliance against Scotland was wonderful to watch but a disaster too. They allowed themselves to get into that position and they were very lucky to get out of it!
With France in town – and Cardiff a pretty happy hunting ground for them – it’s a question of French tails up and a wicked 80 minutes ahead for the men in red. I’m calling France by 10 or more. Too much beef – bit ironic that – and too much capability right across the park. Good luck Wales, you’re going to need it.
In Rome, it’s wooden spoon time I’m afraid.
Similar to Twickenham, I see these two sides as evenly matched and a tight game in store. The Scots have been putting down some markers about running back kicks and mixing it up and that would be great to see.
More likely, I fear, will be two teams desperate not to lose and wracked by fear of mistakes. Come on Scotland, show us that ambition! I’ll tip you to win by three if you do!
Lastly, a word on a great young player I know well and someone who, the last time England hosted Ireland, lit up Twickenham – Danny Cipriani.
Personally, I get where Danny is coming from. All of us at Wasps are sad to see him leave but, having spent a season down under myself (I spent a year at Hawkes Bay in New Zealand), I know just how fulfilling it can be and what it can do to broaden your experience and your game.
Now I’m no Danny Cipriani, but Johnno did this too and it has a lot of sense about it. Danny will be playing in the Super 15 where his skills will be to the fore and, if he’s back in two years as we hope he will be, I’d wager he’ll be smarter, wiser, more effective and a better all round player.
At just 24 years old, that would be a great place to be – and a platform from which he could kick on to 50 caps and beyond. Who knows? Good luck to Danny – and I just hope the young Sexton doesn’t have the impact on this fixture that he had in 2008!
Let me know what you think. Now the bike’s back in the garage, I’m all ears!
My calls for this week:
England to beat Ireland by less than five points.
France to beat Wales by more than 10 points.
Scotland to beat Italy by three points.